I actually want to create ideas for rides for a living one day so this is absolutely not a dud idea! I personally have just been at work.
(I really hope it's okay that this isn't a drawing as much as it is a digital collage, I did not have the patience to mimic two different font styles)
Land: Tomorrowland (potential replacement for the sadly outdated Buzz Lightyear’s Space Ranger Spin/AstroBlasters)
Guests step into Game Central Station. As they wait to board the train that will take them through the worlds of the arcade, they’ll pass billboards with references to classic game worlds like Dig Dug and Pacman. Favorite characters like Sonic the Hedgehog and Qbert will greet them with wisecracks, slogans warning them about ride safety, and how to play the game. But every few moments a projection of a Cybug will buzz overhead, warning the Guest of what’s to come.
As they sit down on the train, suddenly lights will start to flash red. Sergeant Calhoun will come over the loudspeaker:
“Attention, Game Central Station! Cybugs have overtaken the arcade and we need all hands on deck to wipe out this menace. So fire up those light guns, remain seated at all times, and keep those hands, arms, feet, and legs inside your vehicles. It’s make your mamas proud time!
At this, the cars of the train break apart to allow the guest to spin them like they do on Buzz Lightyear. They ride through rooms themed after Hero’s Duty and Sugar Rush, met along the way by Calhoun, Felix, Vanellope, and Ralph. Cybugs are randomly generated, and destroyed by the Guest’s light guns, which project a differently colored laser target on the Cybug so the guest can see what they’re doing. Guests are scored based on how many Cybugs and Cybug eggs they eliminate.
Towards the end of the Sugar Rush, Taffeta and the other racers tell you that you have to get to Fix It Felix Jr right away. The train cars rush to follow, still battling Cybugs along the way when the apartment building explodes. An animatronic King Candy flies up above the rooftops in Cybug form, taunting the riders. “You’ll never beat my Cybug minions without a beacon for them to follow!”
“Aim for the top of the mountain!” orders Sergeant Calhoun. “You heard the ugly . The Cybugs need a beacon and it’s not gonna light itself!” With encouragement from her, Ralph, Felix, and Vanellope, the guests continue to shoot a point towards the top of the area for bonus points. After a while, the beacon forms and the Cybugs swarm towards it.
“Now, Ralph! Squash those bugs!” Vanellope calls.
“I’m gonna wreck it!” Ralph wrecks a nearby tree to finish off the Cybugs. “I can fix it!” Felix uses his magic hammer to fix the building that King Candy destroyed. The characters thank the riders for their help and the train cars merge back into one. Animatronic versions of the four main characters, Sugar Rush racers, Hero's Duty soldiers, and the Nicelanders stand on top of the apartment building and wave goodbye. The terminal at Game Central Station where the riders exit has a mural on it with the phrase: “I am bad and that’s good. I will never be good and that’s not bad. There’s no one I would rather be than me.”
The ride itself would be mostly a fastpaced dark ride where the guest has a joystick that controls the car. Cybugs would be projections on a screen, but there would be practical/animatronic elements as well to bring guests into the worlds of Wreck-It Ralph. Examples would be shiny sugary candy trees in Sugar Rush, or soldiers in Hero's Duty. King Candy would resemble the dragon on Forbidden Journey- a very large, detailed animatronic.