The Lord of the Dead, leaves the offices of Evil Inc and returns home to the Underworld to collect his belongings and to prepare for his trip to the land of the mortals.
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First stop is his home here in his underworld domain , He quickly grabs his earpiece to his Wombat 8000, an upgraded version worked up by his own" tech" dept.
" Mary I need you in my office immediately, while you are on your way call the geek squad and have them send me the toybox!
Yes Mary all of them, Archamedies, Devinci,Dr FrankenOllie,Einstien, that new kid Hawking, have them send me whatever new stuff they've come up with!
I will also need my long trip bag packed,I know this is not in your job discription but with P&P out of town, everyone has to do extra work, yes.. extra robes,and toss in some shades and sunscreen, You know how I burn in the sun!!ha ha ha! Ohhh and Mary, I will need to have some files pulled "
This last he spoke as he views his Wombat text log and sees the message from Scar, he pays special attention
to the list of other detectives and relays all thier names to his secratary. "Be a dear and have it all ready by the time I get there!"
Hades reaches his office and begins to review the files on his desk, Tinkerbell, Scar, Kevin, Dodo,etc, etc ok they are all here , lets see what they say, he thinks
to himself as he thumbs through each file. Each contains a small zip file which he downloads to the Wombat, no sense in reading this part now , he muses
there will be time later. His smile grows even larger.... ohhh yes time IS something he has ... after all hes had it for eternity already~
The Blonde walks into the office and hands Hades some more zip files. Her white frilly top is way to low cut, her cleavage practically spilling from the opening of
her blouse, her dress is white and very mini, and of course is perhaps two sizes to small, a fact her boss doesnt mind at all.
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"Ms Monroe. Thank you so very much for your efforts today. You may go now."
The secratary gives him a most evil look, "oh sure, get me this.... get me that.......pack my bag, find me sunscreen, do you have any idea how hard it to get SPF 50 HERE! ,
You expect me to wear this rediculous costume and for what , a few hours a day out of my torment sessions?
You know this isnt worth it at all, I should have just stayed right where I was in Indiana before I met you!!!
She continues to rant at the injustice of the afterlife all of which is the Lord of the Underworlds absolute fault......Hades looks to the woman and smiply says..
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ANd YOU THINK YOUR IN HELL!?"""
He downloads the last arrived files , these it turns out are most usefull of all. They are the maps of TDL both the attractions and services. Well this will be most usefull,
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View attachment 6735" Hmm,Oriental culture does not treat the dead as Western culture does so the odds are that HM will not be in the same land as the others have it,where is it?
Ahhh in Fantasyland,,,,Ya know, I kinda thought it would go there myself!!" he chuckles to himself.
"Why do they call it Fantasyland, I mean its not like any fantasy anyone I know ever had??"
Hades gathers his bags, the toybag from the geek squad arrives via special messanger.The delivery was incredibly fast considering the undeworlds traffic at this hour!! The driver looks familiar, especially that bushy mustache, his nametag says Dale but Hades figures he's just another Disney fan here in the underworld.
"Ok I got my bags, both physical and psycological,I got my toys, and I got a reason to go." He says as he turns and gets bombasted by the STILL ranting secratary!!
"Oh yes I have REASONS to go!!"
There is a loud popping sound, a white-hot bright flash, and The L.O.D. vanishes from the Underworld. A faint wisp of sulphur and brimstone still linger in the air.
That same popping sound again, and the white hot flash is seen just next to the information booth across from Dumbo. Hades stares for a moment at the exterior of the HM, adjusts his Raybans,and opens up his Wombat, he reinstalls the earpiece for voice command and speaks to the device.
"Access files. Disney Crime Investigations. Begin alphabetical sequence of file comparisons and compalations. Specifics to foils, secrets and indiscretions.
Notify when analysis is complete."