Overheard at Disney

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  1. splashmtnman

    splashmtnman All Wet and Happy

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    Are you sure that is a picture of your husband???
    I live in Orlando and that is my daily dress, except my baseball hat is green. Go A's.
    I have been BOOed at WDW for wearing my Oakland Raiders tee
    Glad to know I am in the middle of America.
     
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  2. CCofRR13

    CCofRR13 Well-Known Member

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    All of this talk about white legs made me think of one of my favorite stories from my young, clubbing days. It was summer in beautiful Cleveland and I have my typical tan - I use SPF 3000 so I never have ANY color on me. I was wearing a dress with sandals. This young man sitting at the table across from me was intensively studying my legs (he was not merely staring at my legs). I yelled over to him to take a picture that it last longer. He laughs and apologies. He told me he was trying to figure out if I was wearing white tights or if my legs were really that white. Yup, no tights on this gal...
     
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  3. ItzaPinfan

    ItzaPinfan Noob

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    Yay fellow A’s fan! Did you hear that Ricky Henderson ala Bobblehead will be in Toy Story 4? I am soooo excited!

    Also, Raaaaaaiiiiii-deeeeeeeers!


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  4. Shelterkat

    Shelterkat A Very Merry Unbirthday!

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    :D:D:D
     
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  5. watzshakinbacon

    watzshakinbacon B for Belle or B for bacon?

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    That is hilarious!


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  6. Gjdisney

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    Whilst in an Epcot bathroom I could hear a man aggressively vommiting.

    One of his friends

    “Are you ok?”

    “Yeh man, it’s Disney GO HARD OR GO HOME”

    I had been drinking myself so found it hilarious... one of the very few things I thought I’d hear.
     
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  7. Shelterkat

    Shelterkat A Very Merry Unbirthday!

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    A girl exiting a bathroom stall loudly exclaimed "that was the best ride ever!" LOL
     
  8. Ajk

    Ajk Not so new anymore.

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    Mother to husband: “we have to kill 2 1/2 hours. That’s a lot of time. Let’s go back to the hotel.”
    Son to mother: “Can I play in the arcade at the hotel?”
    Mother to son: “No, we don’t have enough tine for that.”
     
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  9. akarih

    akarih Resident "Young Person"

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    I swear the fingerprint scanners suck out some people's ability to think logically

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  10. DiamondDollJeanette

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    "I'm fat and old but I'm not whining as much as you are." - a Dad complaining about his son's whining at Epcot.

    By the way, probably heard by me is my way off reminding my dad not to swear: "Careful, Mickey's watching you."
     
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  11. Happily Ever After

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    We were on the Monorail over to MK. A man next to us was telling the story of a scene that’d taken place that morning while he and his family were having a nice breakfast:

    The family at the table next to them comprised of a husband, wife, daughter, son. When the waiter asked for their orders, the daughter requested some VERY specific food.

    Her father turned to her and nicely said, “now they will make you that, bring it to you, and you’ll want to eat it - right?”

    She replied, “yes daddy!”

    The waiter comes back some time later with the food and drops off the daughter’s plate. She immediately looks around at her family and says, “daddy I don’t want this!”

    So he threw his napkin down, looked up and just kind of yelled, “UGH”.

    His little girl ran over crying to her mom, so the mother immediately yells at her husband, “why did you have to yell at her??”

    And the husband replied, “I’m sorry! I’m just so tired.”

    Everyone on the Monorail was laughing after overhearing that. It was the opitome of “tired parents bringing young kids to Disney” stories.

    P.S.
    He finished it by saying the daughter was fine and happy shortly after.
     
  12. Shelterkat

    Shelterkat A Very Merry Unbirthday!

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    Son to dad: "Dad I want to go to Fantastic Land!"
     
  13. DiamondDollJeanette

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    Two from Disney Springs:

    Man: "Oh that bathing suit we saw in Super Dry."
    Woman: "It was *some fancy store I don't remember the name of*"
    Man: "It was literally just strings that went like this." Demonstrates on his own chest.

    This next one is very relatable to us all
    This boy in Pin Traders is really wanting one of those gaming consoles pins and begged for it the whole time.
    He actually had some good selling points on it.
    Heard as they were leaving.
    Boy: "But Mom, they are limited edition. We gotta get it right now!"
    Mom: "They aren't going to sell out over night."
     
  14. momin.ator

    momin.ator Well-Known Member

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    Famous last words. :)
     
  15. Jabberwocky

    Jabberwocky Cheshirefied DPF Charter Member

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    The other day while walking the trail past Galaxy's Edge in DL. Two guys walk by the entrance to the land and keep on walking as one says to the other: "Yeah, it's supposed to be like you're visiting another planet. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard."

    I had to bite my tongue to keep from busting out laughing. :D


    One of my eternal faves though was a mom and young daughter (maybe 8 or 9) who paused in front of the Hyperion Theater in DCA, looking up at the Frozen marquee there. Mom says to daughter, "You want to go see the show?" Daughter replies without missing a beat, "If it was Aladdin, I would."

    You go, girl. :D
     
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  16. Simba98

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    From flower and garden last year my mum overheard in the bathroom:
    “Oh! That’s why I keep sneezing!”
    Yes, it is a flower festival lol
     
  17. DiamondDollJeanette

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    Said by a Stormtrooper at Galaxy's Edge to a little kid.
    "If there is next Jedi, it isn't you."
    Everyone was like Oooh! The Stormtrooper was so salty.
     
  18. akarih

    akarih Resident "Young Person"

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    Woah! I would not pull that on a little kid, you never know how they'll take it.....

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  19. dancecats

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    Especially when it's been super hot and the child likely is overtired, over-sugared, over-stimulated, and one 'wrong' comment away from a meltdown; can you tell me I'm both not describing at least 95% of all young children at Disney and explaining why all parks need to serve alcohol?
     
  20. Shelterkat

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    A guy explaining to his girlfriend what Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln is. "It's just a big guy that talks"
    :confused:
     
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  21. Jabberwocky

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    Maybe the same guy who thought it would be funny to sneak up behind me while I'd stopped to take a photo of the area, press his armored arm across my back and shoulders and SHOVE me while shouting "MOVE!" at my head.

    I was lucky to catch myself before I hit the ground (the guy was twice my size/weight), but my back was sore for two weeks. (And yes, I reported to City Hall but doubt anything was done.)

    Suffice it to say I will never go near a Stormtrooper at the parks ever again for fear of being physically assaulted again.
     
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  22. DiamondDollJeanette

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    Oh definitely, add taking them into the stores and them crying for a toy
     
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  23. megw717

    megw717 new, but not that new

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    I was sitting outside those bathrooms near Everest in Asia in AK, and these two girls came out of the bathroom and one said to the other, "If this is Asia, why is it, like...India?"
     
  24. akarih

    akarih Resident "Young Person"

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    Dear god, somebody get these girls a geography class.

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