NEW: Wreck it Ralph DSF Release
We witnessed a run-by-batting around 3am right in front of DSF. Some crazy person just ran up and took a swing at a guys leg. Poor guy already walked with a cane, then he got Nancy Kerrigan'd. The criminal had 4 choices after the cime, (Which he tried to hit a guy dressed as a lion also.) Option 1, Come attack pin traders. We looked like an ominous group that would deal instant pain. 2. Run down the alley by Budget rent-a-car. 3. Run across the street. 4. Run straight into the cops sitting on the side of the road. Yup, you guessed it, he did #4. Hollyweird lived up to the hype. Then this morning, say around 4:30-5am we saw a girl wearing just a bra trying to find a ride home. She mooned us, found 3 guys that were the nice "touchy feely" kind and went home with them. Smart girl that bra chick.
And for you that don't know. Here is the alley we stay in. The famous alley. Lucky us, we have a river flowing. Too bad it was actually pee from 4 drunk people. Mmm, ammonia in the morning! Sorry, no pictures of bra girl.
Oh my god! I like died laughing at this. Even though its not technically funny, it really is!! Run by battings, pee rivers and drunk girls in bras?? It's never that exciting on a normal DSF night...Glad people didn't have to stay! Let's make this the norm people! That pee isn't going anywhere and I don't want to sleep on it ever again, ha!