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I'll make sure she keeps her dust of off them. The boy needs help ... he's getting whooped

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Jar Jar Binks: My forgotten, da Bosses will do terrible tings to me TERRRRRIBLE is me going back der!
Qui-Gon Jinn: Do you hear that?
[a rumbling is heard in the distance]
Jar Jar Binks: Yeah.
Qui-Gon Jinn: That is the sound of a thousand terrible things headed this way.
Obi-Wan: If they find us, they will crush us, grind us into TINY pieces and BLAST us into oblivion!
Jar Jar Binks: Hmmm... yousa point is well seen.



Jar Jar Binks: Monsters out there, leaking in here. Weesa all sinking and no power. Whena yousa thinking we are in trouble?


Shmi Skywalker: All slaves have a transmitter placed somewhere in their body.
Anakin: I've been working on a scanner to try and locate mine.
Shmi Skywalker: Any attempt to escape...
Anakin: And they blow you up! BOOM!
Jar Jar Binks: How wude!

Darth Maul: Prepare to become one with the Force, Jedi.


Count Dooku: Master Windu, you have fought gallantly. Worthy of recognition in the archives of the Jedi Order. Now... it is finished.


Darth Vader : "I've been waiting for you, Obi-wan. We meet again at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you I was but the learner. Now I am the master."


Bump!

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Special Announcement --- Shuttlecraft Tybirum will be leaving in 7 days, any trades not completed or negotiated will be considered null and void.

All special personel whom have already been cleared to board the Imperial Escort are directed to see the protocol droid and landing platform 4-F

Please be sure all lightsabers are stowed in the overhead compartment, Please no mind tricks, force pushes, or Sith Lightning during our excursion.

The GPB would like to thank the following DPF members for coming over to the DArk side,


WDWJuan
HandA
SCpins2012
Eeyorespal

Your continued support makes our conquest of rebelous scum that much more of an honor and a service to the Empire,


Please pick up your communicators and complimentary "I love the Emporer" LE plushie at the exit terminals.

C-3PO: [on Han's escape plan] I really don't see how that is going to help! Surrender is a perfectly acceptable alternative in extreme circumstances! The Empire may be gracious enough to...
[Han signals to Leia, who shuts 3PO down]


C-3PO: That sounds like an R2 unit in there! I wonder if... Hello? How interesting.
Stormtrooper: Who are you?
C-3PO: Oh, my! I... I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to intrude. No, please don't get up.
[the Stormtrooper shoots C-3PO]

C-3PO: [after an ad for Naboo] I found those Gungans somewhat annoying.
[R2-D2 beeps]
C-3PO: Not just Jar Jar, all of them


Hurry now or be left at the starting line wondering how Sebulla could say""Yoka to Bantha poodoo!" . to anyone!!