How do you afford pins?
CaptHookFan
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I sell stuff I used to collect, like baseball cards and other memorabilia. And all those Christmas, birthday, etc monies!
Those 70+ pin sets are killers on the wallet.
Do you know anyone who would be interested in some baseball cards??? I have some that I'm looking to sell.
For me, i rely on international embezzelment schemes thru a third world bank depository...<ever wonder where those .001 % of a penny goes in most business transactions,now multiply that by the number of transactions per day per business and see how fast it adds up, yup all goes into a Bahamian account, triple encoded with my DNA, >so whenever i need cash for pins, just a quick trip to the islands, pause for a Margaretta on the beach and Im home again with the dead pressies.
If that doesnt work there are other ways,.........taking lunch money from preschoolers, collecting hair from the garbage of Hair cuttery and selling to Hasbro for Barbie hair, the old Tyler Durden bit and "aquire" fat from local plastic surgeons and make soap and candles from the wax,<although the best comes from the Cali ps, they have so many more clients, here in Fl they are all old Nyers on retirement>.
Sometimes I hang out at the local bingo houses and swap cards with the winners< without thier glasses thier legally blind anyway, so they dont miss it>
and maybe the best way .........
I have a night gig as a security agent at every mall in Fla.<no not the Mall of the Americas, thats in Minn, and way to cold to go too>I fish all the change out of every fountain and wishing well in Fla take it to the local wallymart to the coinstar machine. Viola' pin money......
Lets see,.... catnapping,whiplash fruad,Road kill chef,baby lollipop reseller, why the list goes on and on.... Hope this helps?
Hey , Villain here, what did you expect????
Oh, I also forgot to mention that I fart rainbow sprinkles that turn into coins on every 5th Thursday of the month.
Oh, I also forgot to mention that I fart rainbow sprinkles that turn into coins on every 5th Thursday of the month.
That almost sounds painful. Is the transformation instantaneous or post-evacuation?
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