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What Time will you be lining up for the Beloved Tales Dsf April 13th release

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Dear Potential DSF Alley Guest,

I have enclosed a picture of the luxurious accommodations awaiting you should you choose us as your official pin buying destination. The spacious covered alcove is just one of the many upgrades you will enjoy whilst staying at "Ché Alléy" your "Official DSF Pre-Pin-Purchase Destination Getaway" While we cannot guarantee your safety nor your sanity, your "package" will include the following:*

1. Security at night to help prevent a murder/rape/robbery/abduction (this is good, you want this)

2. Escorted access to a toilet inside of the building (please use this sparingly as the guard will be leaving the rest of our guests exposed to issue #1 in their absence)

3. The natural aroma of Hollywood Blvd car mufflers, the various "un-homed & highly likely un-sane characters that inhabit the immediate area" and your "flatmates" who like you will have only bathed, changed clothing, brushed teeth etc in a public urinal for several days. (Nature at its best!)

4. The unforgettable views of the following: a wall, the ground, the street, the other street and most importantly, the priceless images of your co-guests sweaty, filthy, smelly butt cracks that inevitably will make an appearance at some point during your stay. (Bring a camera!)

5. The possibility of being able to purchase TWO of each of the pins being release for $12.95! Considering that they are selling for nearly $400.00 a set, you can either keep them and hate them forever as they will be permanently marked with the memory of your "vacation" in the Hollywood streets, or you can flip them for upwards of $800.00 and take a proper vacation, you know one with a hotel and everything.


*The DSF cannot guarantee ANY of the following: Your safety, your sanity, your ability to withstand looking at pins, streets, cars, walls, folding chairs, sleeping bags, fast food containers, dirty diapers, magazines, newspapers, human beings, non-human beings, cell phones, public forums, computers, airplanes, skateboards, tents and or any other thing on Earth without falling into a painful and permanently disabling stupor. Please take note of this prior to booking your stay at Ché Alléy as we will not be able to give back your time or sanity once you lose them.

Yea Pins!


This photo is me backing Hollywood Blvd, as in my butt is facing Hollywood Blvd. The ground shown in black is the infamous "Walk Of Fame" You could be sleeping near your favorite celebrities "official star" that has only been urinated, bled and walked on by the masses for many, many years. If you are lucky you may get a free hypodermic needle at no added fee! Talk about a win-win!
 

Photographic verification of the above message. These two lovelies are regulars that work the strip. I paid them like two bucks a piece for this photo.

 
I've been asked to delete my post by other members so I have.
 
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This is going to turn really ugly, really fast tomorrow!!!! I hope that dsf staff is reading, because i have a bad feeling someone is going to get seriously hurt tomorrow evening.
 
Maybe, just maybe..no one should post anything about tomorrow anymore and just let the chips fall where they may. Again, there will be 2 groups tomorrow..its going to be on DSF to decide on what they do. If the people who lined up early get dibs on the pins ITS TOTALLY COOL with me (i have friends in that line), there really shouldn't be any feelings of entitlement to the pins in the first place. If the people who come tomorrow get dibs on the pins, there shouldn't be any feelings of resentment towards those who came later because their were rules posted. We'll just have to wait and see. No more posts are needed. Best of luck everyone! See ya'll tomorrow!
 

Molly, this post has been entered into my Top 10 Favorite Posts of All Time... :lol:

And I'd like to add that this entire thread has been viewed over 11,000 times. Holy crap, that's a lot of views!! Good luck to everyone who's gonna line up and sleep at DSF for this release... don't let the crazy vagabonds bite.
 

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I feel bad for everyone involved, including the store itself. I of course have the most sympathy for those in line in the hot sun for several days. I genuinely care about your health, safety and families. I cannot hear one person screaming how much FUN they are having as they have so many times before so why do this?

The easy way to prevent this type of thing is for DSF to BAN anyone breaking the rules from being allowed to make a purchase. If they photograph the "unofficial line" they cant hardly say "it's not me" can they? No means no. If they say no lining up that should be vehemently enforced PERIOD. No one would be in line right now if they knew they were not going to get ANY preferentail treatment would they?

And yet again regarding the topic of lotteries.....saying they do not have the staff to do something like that is just ignorance. How much do you think they are paying the security guards to be there 24 hours a day when campouts occur? That same money would afford several office workers that could not only run a lottery, check IDs and process sales they could even pack up LBE's if the winners wanted them shipped instead. (even Anaheim is a long drive in traffic)Very simple math here 24 hour security for x number of days vs. 1 person paid $10.00 an hour to do office work for no more than a couple hours AT THE MOST? If they check ID to make a purchase its the same as checking it to match your lottery notification, again a moot point as for time consumption and an absolute win/win for safety and fairness for all. We are talking about such a small amount of money compared to the end cost of security, bad publicity and the ever looming lawsuits that will be the real cost to DSF that this should have done a very long time ago.

Be excellent to each other.
 
Jessicarabbitlover99 said:
What day will you be lining up for this release. This goes as to when Dsf tells us when. I heard already crazy rumors some had said today.
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I would love to take the time out of my busy work schedule to personally thank you for over hyping an already over hyped release Mr "Unlike some people I actually keep both sets, one to have and the other to trade." Glad to hear that you're trading all those sets for money. Just don't fight with a homeless man this time around....

Maybe you should bump this thread the moment everyone forgets about this release
 
Love it !!!



 
The "un-offical" line already has a list of everyone in line with their names to prevent "cutting", right?
DSF should ask for that paper- keep it, check everyone's ID's when they buy pins.. if your name is on that list you don't get your pins.
That way people who came when DSF requested...who followed the rules will get their pins.

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