ZAPPED! Is. This. Real. Life.
Dear DPF.
I don't know who you are and where you people came from. But tonight in Chat, I just learned that Alex (ElysionsPrincess), Meg (MegglesM) and Darris (Rasputin) have come together to form a TRIFECTA OF PURE EVIL and have conspired to ZAP ME WITH MY HOLIEST OF HOLY GRAILS. A grail so holy, Darris himself doesn't have it, which makes me feel tremendously guilty and lucky all at once. I'm pretty sure I'm Frodo and this is the one ring.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I apparently own a Tangled Chair Pin.
I can't even tell you how I am feeling right now. THANK YOU will never, ever be nearly enough gratitude for what these three amazing human beings have given me...
But it's something like this: