View attachment 6859Chessie arrival is met by the other welcoming party Hades has left in wait. Pain has simply adopted a new twist on an old trick.
Chessie Cat suddenly finds himself staring at a mirror image of himself, well not quite a mirror, while the pattern of the stripes is right, the color is not.
This new Cat is a purple hue and seems to be able to see and hear Chessie even when invisible!!!
At first our esteemed feline is perplexed by the apparation, after all he is the one used to being the enigma.
"Whats wrong" the magenta cat purred out" got your own tongue?"
"Wait I know, You just came to a startling revelation, That you cant be in two places at once, but I will go one further and prove your not even here!!Now the purple striped cat sounded more pompous and definately challanging.
Chessie raises an eye at the challange? Even a cat on the prowl would be tempted,but at what stakes, He has survived in Wonderland for some time he is not a fool.
" You claim a great deal and without much more its just an idle claim, now should you care to name a fair wager I may have at your game." retorts the pink and white cat. His eyes and smile glowing even brighter at the prospect of a Cheshire style game here in Tokyo, definately unexpected. As were the next words from the "OTHER" cats mouth.
" I wager you this, if I fail to prove you are not here, I will renounce my vows, give back my american express and my bank americard, sever all patritotic banking connections, and using means beyond even your feeble kitty imagination procure your hearts wildish wish!! hey i can do it really!!
However if I can prove you are not here, you will not only go to where i can prove you are, But,,, I know dont you just hate when that one is in a deal!!!...But you will have to change your color to Orange and white for the the remainder of the investigation. You become the Juicy fruit cat!!!
Hey Im a sorta devine creature, I know wherever I send you , youll just come back!! Im evil im not stupid!!
So is it a deal?????"
"Ok," the now obviously Pained cat says.
View attachment 6858"First you are not in London correct?"
"Correct" our Chessie replies. Exceedlingly unsure of where this is going, but realizing it was a gauntlet that had to be run, win, lose, or draw , if he wanted to find what was inside the POTC.
" Second you are not in Agrabah are you?" Now a small fire begins to glow in the backs of the eyes of Pain, and Chessie has an uneasy feeling about this whole idea.
"NO I am not in Agrabah??" the pink cat has lost some of his cool as he suddenly does not like the look of where this is going.
"Therefore if you are not in Agrabah and not in London ,you must be somewhere else, correct?"Pain asked almost gleefully. The fire in his eyes was a veritable inferno, and still unsure why Chessie could not help but feel that somewhere a door had just shut, very tight!!
"Yes" the normally verbose pink cat was reduced to a single word, and in the dimmest corners of his mind the trap became apparent to Chessie, only in that split second of cosmic insight and enlightenment, was the only second Pain needed to wrap up his con.
"Then my soon to be mandaran feline advesary, If you are not in London and not in Agrabah , you must , and we did agree didnt we that you were these two, be somewhere else, If, and I say if. IF you are somewhere else than you obviously can not be HERE!!!!
The Mossy cat dissapears in a cloud of magentaish smoke, but not before uttering two phrases that hang in the stillness when he is gone!!
Remember your wager Cat!!
Thank you thank you , I will be here all week dont forget to tip your bartender and servers!!!